They want their MTV . . .erhh, make that pesticides

Now that Canada’s Quebec Province has all but made the possession and use of lawn chemicals a capital offense (ok, so I’m exaggerating a bit), homeowners there have been heading to nearby Ontario Province to stock up on bug and weed killers. Government officials say there’s no way to combat this heinous activity, and they’re worried that stockpiles of what Quebec as has branded as lawn WMDs will fall into the hands of the wrong people — people that like attractive lawns and gardens. Now this is news —law-breaking lawn lovers are making desperate shopping forays into Ontario lawn & garden stores. — Ron Hall